Moving Day.

Shuffling the boxes around, getting out the feather duster. The Accidental Pornographer has found a new, rather swanky, home on Nerve.

You’ll have to register, but there are free registration options and access to lots and lots of wonderful archives of naughty bits. Hope to see you there.

naked boy jumps, survives

don't count your chickens before they've hatched

but eggs are cracking all over the place.

I'm back in São Paulo. Festa festa festa. It's so nice to be back I almost can't stand it.

that was then, this is now

I can't remember ever being a coming attraction. I wonder if it's a bad thing to like the trailer more than the movie, which happens a lot with me.




The nice french folks over at Fifty Rooms were kind enough to make a little announcement a few days ago, about a set of polaroids of my lovely friend Isabella slinking around Brian's house in the suburbs.



Go on. Git.

somehow, you can fit

oversized lollipops, electric sanders, chastity belts and sweaty girl-on-rubber girl groping into one relatively concise gallery of Fet Con snapshots. Only on
Fleshbot

The Rubber Love Never Ends

The second gallery is up on Fleshbot, featuring Anastasia Pierce and Rubberdoll

It's over, finally

and god am I exhausted.



Baloons are the hot new thing this year. Bigger than Lindsey Lohan. Seriously.

The first of three Fet Con 07 galleries is on Fleshbot

end results

This is what came of this.


Darenzia, and the silk stockings, and the bra that probably costs more than my rent. The panties are somwhere else.